An Attempt (Abandoned)
We Could Not Ride This
Bike on Bike
Too Tall" x Too Wobbly"
2024
My husband and I found this cool tandem bike on facebook marketplace and hubristically assumed we would be able to ride it with no problem. We borrowed a car to drive out to the suburbs and try it out. Baby lemme tell you we could not even get our feet off the ground! We would have perished! This thing was welded together with candle wax in someone's garage in the 1970s and is now inhabited by an evil spirit that WANTS BLOOD AND POOP from people who think they can find weird shit online and turn it into an art project. Be warned!